Internet Celebrity

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Peeps, I’m so happy, I think I just jizzed in my pants. Except that that’s physically impossible. Also, I’m not wearing pants. Ok, that’s a lie. I am wearing pants, but it would be funnier if I weren’t. I’m just that excited! I also have a secret crush on Andy Samberg and like to throw Lonely Island quotes around because it makes me feel closer to him. We totally made out once.

See? We totally made out.

See? We totally made out.

It’s not the best picture because it was snapped by the paparazzi from quite the distance. We like to keep private because fame can be so tiring.

What was my point again? Oh right. My Internet celebrity. First I was Freshly Pressed. Then nothing happened for a long time. But, my friends, today I noticed that someone linked to my blog through Pinterest. That’s right. Someone thought something I created was worth pinning! That something was my pregnancy announcement.

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Any day now someone is going to offer me money for my creativity. I just know it. Ok, I don’t know it at all and I’m starting to despair because I NEED A JOB! One that I can do from home, preferably. Being an Internet celebrity seems like the obvious solution to all of my problems.

Today Pinterest, tomorrow the world!

Wouldn’t it be awesome if life worked that way? Or at least if I could be deluded enough to believe that it did?

And the finalization of this post has been interrupted by yet another dirty diaper, so this is all you get.

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6 responses to “Internet Celebrity

  1. OMG!!! Someone linked one of my posts to Pinterest, too! A picture I took of my avocado sandwich! And it hilariously DID feel as exciting as being Freshly Pressed.
    Someone also put something I did on StumbleUpon, but I don’t know what that is. But I DO know I got a lot of traffic that day. Is that something we should look into, to increase our celebritiness?

  2. That’s amazing!!! Nothing like the internet to make you (and Andy Samberg) famous!

  3. That is awesome! Very pin-worthy announcement, I think… like, if I actually understood pinterest.

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